“Nothing is gained by you being a sentimental idiot!”Tumblr (3.0; @thegreatmickey)http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://givemetrills.tumblr.com/post/50605319536/today-is-brought-to-you-by-the-word-no" target="_blank">givemetrills</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>today is brought to you by the word&#160;:<br/><em>no</em></p> </blockquote>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51089707463http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51089707463Wed, 22 May 2013 13:04:20 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb2jnnIx71rnhajdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctorcanon.tumblr.com/post/36891193468/cmcross-no-you-dont-understand-this" target="_blank">doctorcanon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cmcross.tumblr.com/post/36174434958/no-you-dont-understand-this-actually-happens" target="_blank">cmcross</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>No, you don’t understand.</p> <p>This actually happens.</p> <p>We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes <em><strong>CRAZY</strong></em>.</p> <p>So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room <strong><em>and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.</em></strong></p> <p>So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.</p> <p>It was the funniest shit ever.</p> </blockquote> <p>Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. </p> </blockquote>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51089652477http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51089652477Wed, 22 May 2013 13:03:38 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqvp93GvlP1qzvr90o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqvp93GvlP1qzvr90o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51089610060http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51089610060Wed, 22 May 2013 13:03:05 -0700<p><a href="http://hell-yeah-superavengelock.tumblr.com/post/51069174482/shannananan-mercimonamie-i-fell-in-love-with" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">hell-yeah-superavengelock</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shannananan.tumblr.com/post/50960055163/mercimonamie-i-fell-in-love-with-him-like" target="_blank">shannananan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mercimonamie.tumblr.com/post/50536209421/i-fell-in-love-with-him-like-ketchup-falls-out-of" target="_blank">mercimonamie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god you managed to one up john green.</p> </blockquote> <p>and now we play the waiting game</p></blockquote>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51089551915http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51089551915Wed, 22 May 2013 13:02:21 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/10a2aa8cf6b568944d942619c0618ca8/tumblr_mmu0ohJVk71ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nazerath.tumblr.com/post/50659877344/niknak79-selling-textbooks-back-to-college" target="_blank">nazerath</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/50485908611/selling-textbooks-back-to-college" target="_blank">niknak79</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Selling textbooks back to college</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s like the GameStop of modern education.</p> </blockquote>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51089471081http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51089471081Wed, 22 May 2013 13:01:19 -0700can't wait<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aae36853d05165df0967584e4c77acd8/tumblr_mlsfw49NS01rhvebko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d993e9c54356b1a33ce1456ff04c625b/tumblr_mlsfw49NS01rhvebko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c6e8c8f7ecce0aaa82bad2e1767ca6f/tumblr_mlsfw49NS01rhvebko5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0da71063cda713b8aaa4033652a9226e/tumblr_mlsfw49NS01rhvebko6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0ea034ff512d6abccb1d70229cec9e9c/tumblr_mlsfw49NS01rhvebko7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e685986ba7964cbbbed140f5a0890966/tumblr_mlsfw49NS01rhvebko8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1aee0eff45436635e018bd202463aeac/tumblr_mlsfw49NS01rhvebko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8218e00317381cdad8ba88e26f49a85d/tumblr_mlsfw49NS01rhvebko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://letloosethekraken.tumblr.com/post/49675587496/truer-words-have-never-been-spoken" target="_blank">letloosethekraken</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Truer words have never been spoken.</p> </blockquote>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51089414128http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51089414128Wed, 22 May 2013 13:00:35 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d86334cc421d148ea864d1fa99a3e77/tumblr_mn4zmamTSw1qa3f2po1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moltres.tumblr.com/post/50975160657/i-feel-like-these-are-definitely-the-4-stages-of" target="_blank">moltres</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation</p> </blockquote>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51089302820http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51089302820Wed, 22 May 2013 12:59:02 -0700<p>is there wi fi in prison if there&#8217;s not are you allowed to have a personal 4g hotspot or s.t.?</p>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51086763515http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51086763515Wed, 22 May 2013 12:22:51 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/980c52e305ada9664b0017179e98ef9b/tumblr_mmuvxtndnk1qc2jhfo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51084559098http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51084559098Wed, 22 May 2013 11:49:07 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2106d9906f2f615b25d303f067a1a75/tumblr_mmpzafZa491qcygcoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51073790029http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51073790029Wed, 22 May 2013 08:34:01 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0f8814dee01c0d82947d7bf3d38e6e6/tumblr_mmrgqbq3vt1rv63c0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51073777510http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51073777510Wed, 22 May 2013 08:33:46 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://17yr.tumblr.com/post/51033958423" target="_blank">17yr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>new plan: kiss a lot boys and then break all of their hearts</p> </blockquote> <p>welcome to the life of electra heart</p>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51052265538http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51052265538Tue, 21 May 2013 22:36:33 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://robertoluongo.tumblr.com/post/41761761410/in-grade-8-i-did-a-power-point-presentation-on" target="_blank">robertoluongo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke</p> </blockquote>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51052253482http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51052253482Tue, 21 May 2013 22:36:18 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/998b319b40c1748b23b4c7dc85e7c99c/tumblr_mm2cb3JU9s1qausmxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51051968314http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51051968314Tue, 21 May 2013 22:30:26 -0700<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51051939423" src="http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51051939423/audio_player_iframe/thegreatmickey/tumblr_mkjmzfm2XX1qk4jpu?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthegreatmickey%2F51051939423%2Ftumblr_mkjmzfm2XX1qk4jpu" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://00sjams.tumblr.com/post/46788675469/eyes-on-fire-blue-foundation" target="_blank">00sjams</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Eyes on Fire <strong>|</strong> Blue Foundation</p> </blockquote>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51051939423http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51051939423Tue, 21 May 2013 22:29:49 -0700morrison played this song in class and I remembered how gr8 it was and it's approximately 10 times better nowthatn when i first heard it<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b73fd10a8a7fb10ac20b15fca89dbc2b/tumblr_mn617pmSrU1r4xp1so1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7e523be274a12b5f487c0b2da77e983/tumblr_mn617pmSrU1r4xp1so2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>I fucking hate it when people make fake tweets for notes jfc stop</p>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51051203911http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51051203911Tue, 21 May 2013 22:14:55 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1a3f8586611a0ab79e081dab19485b2/tumblr_mn6or6ALV01qkvbwso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/51050654823/source" target="_blank">did-you-kno</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.physorg.com/news190176496.html" target="_blank">Source</a></p> </blockquote>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51051084981http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51051084981Tue, 21 May 2013 22:12:33 -0700hahaha im always sick hahaha<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2bc1753ac9776e34d19ad25317c01600/tumblr_mn33frTwCk1rjcfxro1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51051046061http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51051046061Tue, 21 May 2013 22:11:47 -0700<p>my new i con is so swaggie</p>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51051026405http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51051026405Tue, 21 May 2013 22:11:23 -0700<p>changed my url back to teh original me</p>http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51050876847http://thegreatmickey.tumblr.com/post/51050876847Tue, 21 May 2013 22:08:32 -0700changing my icon too tbh